Carma Hope- History and Literature lover. Oscar Wilde and Alfred Tennyson. Old People. Coffee and Tea. Cosplay, musicals, and other opportunities to dress up. Sunshine. Road Trips. Makeup. Hair. Tattoos and Piercings. Music. Loving, living, and laughing.

But mostly just shitty jokes tbh

 

notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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cracked:

medicinalearth:

cracked:

Welp. It was nice being the dominant species while it lasted.
5 Animals Who Taught Themselves Human Skills

#5. Orangutans Are Learning to Spearfish
In 2008, workers at an animal sanctuary on the island of Kaja in Borneo noticed the apes hanging from tree branches and attempting to spearfish with harpoons, just like the locals do. In other words, the orangutans saw us using weapons to cause harm to other species and quickly realized how powerful and awesome that makes you feel. Look at that majestic bastard up there. He even seems proficient, dangling precariously above water that we assume is full of deadly piranhas, steadying himself for a lethal strike of laser-like precision.

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This is not only amazing but very wittily written.

And it has an ape with a goddamn harpoon

cracked:

medicinalearth:

cracked:

Welp. It was nice being the dominant species while it lasted.

5 Animals Who Taught Themselves Human Skills

#5. Orangutans Are Learning to Spearfish

In 2008, workers at an animal sanctuary on the island of Kaja in Borneo noticed the apes hanging from tree branches and attempting to spearfish with harpoons, just like the locals do. In other words, the orangutans saw us using weapons to cause harm to other species and quickly realized how powerful and awesome that makes you feel. Look at that majestic bastard up there. He even seems proficient, dangling precariously above water that we assume is full of deadly piranhas, steadying himself for a lethal strike of laser-like precision.

Read More

This is not only amazing but very wittily written.

And it has an ape with a goddamn harpoon

crrabs:

STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy
Fendi judge gown: $399
Versace diamond band wring: $2999
Channel diamond ear wrings: $4999
MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50
Lase detailing: $1.50 per foot
Smile: pricless

crrabs:

STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy

Fendi judge gown: $399

Versace diamond band wring: $2999

Channel diamond ear wrings: $4999

MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50

Lase detailing: $1.50 per foot

Smile: pricless

interquast:

steal her look: carla shaw

DOLCE & GABBANA tweed tank top $695

Saint Laurent leather coat $5,690

Givenchy wide leather belt $785

Maison Martin Margiela Line 10 Slacks $670

DOLCE & GABBANA classic derby shoes $610

astronorner:

Things to look forward to in October
1. Halloweentown
2. Halloweentown 2 Kalabar’s Revenge
3. Halloweentown High
4. Return to Hallloweentown

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

bursten:

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when i do it it’s like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight