Carma Hope- History and Literature lover. Oscar Wilde and Alfred Tennyson. Old People. Coffee and Tea. Cosplay, musicals, and other opportunities to dress up. Sunshine. Road Trips. Makeup. Hair. Tattoos and Piercings. Music. Loving, living, and laughing.

But mostly just shitty jokes tbh

 

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush

season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

friend: says something that vaguely references song lyric

me: PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal)

Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!

Audience: *cheers*

Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

putins-boyfriend:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

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open rp

theductiletroll:

maddietrolls:

theductiletroll:

maddietrolls:

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Prince Hans chuckled to himself, softly taking a hand to his jacket and adjusting it with a slight, yet firm tug. “You ready?”

imageMitt looked Hans in the eyes with a glance.
"Ah Hans the real question is, is America ready?"

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He felt himself smirk, and soon enough his eyes met Mitt’s, too.

"For Obama, yes."

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